Another day at VM

R: "it's 0.5GB/hour..."
J: "yeah, about half GB per hour..."
P enters: "what were these bandwidth numbers you were just talking??"
J: "we got some memory leaks."
R: "these are ADSL-speed memory leaks".
R: "Would you prefer DSL-rate leaks or dial-up memory leaks? :)"

Earlier that morning was a developers meeting.

X: "is that design documented?"
H: "yes, I put it in wikipedia this morning."
R: "you mean the [company] wiki"
H: "yes.."
P: "I sincerely hope it's not in Wikipedia!"

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